Damn You, Autocorrect! by Jillian Madison

Author:Jillian Madison
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2011-03-22T04:00:00+00:00

Another thing that drives people “ducking” nuts about the iPhone—and a trend you may have noticed in the above list—is its almost comical aversion to swearing. It hates curse words, and does everything in its “ducking” power to prevent you from using them. It even goes so far as to insert an apostrophe in the word HELL (HE’LL), which obviously makes the word take on an entirely different meaning. Its desire to keep things PG-13 is often infuriating, because let’s face it: Sometimes you just need to call someone a fucking asshole.

So now that you know what Autocorrect is and how it works, you’re ready to get to the submissions. Just remember: If you don’t want to end up like one of the poor motherduckers in this book, type carefully and proofread your messages . . . or you too might one day find yourself screaming: “DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!”

Peace out, homoerotic! And if you don’t like this book, you can go to he’ll! Shabaka!

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